is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)
Robert the BrucePours dark brown with minimal/no head at all. By smell, I get berries- expecting a kind of barley wine here, with tones of caramel. Low carbonization, lightly fruity and multiangled sweetness- almost like a sweet caramelized goatcheese. The fruityness is really done justice when inhaling, when it opens up. Long lasting taste.