is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)

imageJudging by the colour, this looks more like a drink/sodapop than beer, with it’s glossy red looks. Add to that, that it is recommended served with ice, the expectations are -mildly put- close to none… The aroma is easily defined, very sweet, but a hint of acidity. At the 1st sip, it’s refreshing- especcially because Of it being so chilled in temperature. It tastes first and foremost very sweet berries; Cherries, strawberry and raspberries. However, the cool thing about this beer, is that it’s borderline but not to the extent that it becomes artificial. Sure, by the smell, but from the 2nd sip, it seems somehow more natural-tasting, which was unexpected at first.