is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)

imageSmells sweet and fruity, with a citric hint. Highly carbonisated, pours huge head and is all over very fresh. Tastes mildly and comfortably of pastry combined with a hint of citrus and subtle acidity and with an underlying organic sweet thread throughout, really great. Almost vanilla-like undernotes, and long lasting taste.