is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)
GrimbergenThis fluid makes me think of liquified gold. Stunningly golden yellow but clear, with a beautiful thin hat of foam, and aroma of wheat and fruity springtime. The taste of this blonde can best be described as clean- providing a caramellish sweet taste followed by a fruity mild bitterness. The rich taste  lasts for a long time.