is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)


AllendeAroma of wort but leaves a relatively clean visual impression, although a bit blurry. Very sweet nose, also in terms of taste. At first, it seems somewhat a bit weak, but after while the actual taste comes forth to present itself. Light-bodied and light degree of carbonization helps bringing out the malt sweetness, taken in consideration it is a not-so-strong beer, it is quite tasty. The aftertaste is lightly hopped but moreover sweet.