is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)


Anticosmic_IPABrewed for 1349’s appearance at Hellfest, this IPA seems to have more a UK than US orientation. The colour is somewhere between dark red and dark yellow. Pours very little head. The nose is fruity notes, Heavily maltorientated with a delicious taste and small degree of bitterness. More like an English IPA for sure, however a bit shortlasting… Quick flash of hops before the malts take over. Wish it’d lay longer on the tongue. But for a homebrew to be, this is fantastic.

imageI’ve had the brand some years ago, but this is the 2014 edition. This is way more bitter than I remembered, though- it kinda strikes fully after 2 to 3 seconds, when the bitterness sets in. From what I remember, this is less fruit & more bitter-orientated. Earlier version with the hops giving off more fruity tastes, but still with a solid, balanced taste.

imageDeep Deep yellow in color but not much mention-worthy smell. Much carbon dioxide content, which produces surprisingly little head, but bubbles inside beer and sticking to the glass, even after pouring. Aroma of citrus and green apples. As far as taste go, we find at first, lovely sweetness from the malts, very fruity and then, it all turns damn bitter. With such a bitter end, it is a great escalation to the “top” too. Really bitter ending!

imageFruity and exiting aroma. Surprisingly and shockingly hopped, this yellow IPA kicks off in a spring- forest like beverage style, clearly hop-dominant more than anything. Medium fullbodied, but one also finds that there are malt-traces present behind, although it’s bitter more than anything.

imageYellow brownish with nice head. Aroma of banana, sweet berries and orange. Sweet on the palate, extremely smooth and surprisingly little carbonisation going on. Very subtle hoppyness for 6,5 to be, but really tasty. Caramel-like notes underneath. Easygoing and sweet.

imageHoppy, fruity aroma. Clean and transparent looks. Flash of freshness in the beginning, big degree of matureity, hoppy taste with perfect carbonisation. Balances on the verge of being malty and a citric, bitter hoppyness- with nutty sweet undernotes.

Death ValleyPours about half an inch head, pretty mirky by looks, light brown. Smells of fresh fruit, mainly citrus and apples… The hops shines through. Tastewise, it kicks off with a rather unusual sweetness which evolves in a malty direction. Fullbodied, longlasting, and with a round taste, very well balanced. At first sweet malty taste, before maximizing the curve midway through, then with a smooth bitter leap, before fading out in a subtle acidic opus. But definately centered around the malts.

imageSweet & fruity aroma. Smooth, comfortable IPA with a moderate sweet intro and great smooth bitter features. Mild edge to this mediumbodied harmonic beverage.

imageWith great fruityness, the aroma of this brown delicious beverage sends assocciations right to swamps and forest-like landscapes. Produces a smooth and creamy hat, not disturbingly carbonized. The taste spans from fruity to sweet, with a constant, suitable bitterness and a hint of acidity in the middle. sweet chestnut, remarkable hoppy, it’s hard to tell how one should describe the balance between matureity and freshness- there’s such a wide spectre here, in which the tastes play on eachother back and forth. The aftertaste leaves only room for that great bitter end that an IPA should have.

imageSweetly malt-orientated, fruity. Golden colour, medium bodied. Massive maltfeatures also kicks off the taste of this IPA, which is conquered by fruityness of citric apples and finalized with a smooth hoppy ending.