is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)

Dunkel Weissbier

LaTorpilleLight texture when pouring, producing a beautiful creme-white hat. Colourwise dark ruby colour. Aroma of berries (and cheeries?) and plum. Fresh on the palate, but at the same time very mature in taste. Noticable elements of plum, toffee and some smoke.