is an independent informal site for beer enthusiasts, providing information on specific beer brands tested by guitarist Archaon of the Norwegian black metal band 1349.


The beers reviewed are rated on a scale ranging from 1 to 6 based on the following parameters:

  • Color
  • Consistency/texture
  • Fragrance
  • Elements of taste and aftertaste
  1. Disgusting (rather drink water)
  2. Poor/boring (somewhat drinkable, but nothing more than that)
  3. Ok (meets expectations)
  4. Good (above average and high quality in terms of taste)
  5. Splendid (top notch; a joy to consume every drop)
  6. Out-of-body experience (absolutely supreme taste and presentation)

With it’s almost neon- greenish colour, I must admit that scepticism comes into play when pouring this beer… But judging by the smell, this is most definately beer. The taste is somewhat difficult to describe, but an attempt would be something along the likes of fresh, a little pilsener’ish heavily infusioned with herbs. Exiting- and tasty.